Separate, But Equally Disgusting Halloweens

While white people amuse themselves by dressing their pets up as male strippers and hula dancers, Detroiters are busy rounding up local sex offenders lest they decide to use trick-or-treaters to gratify their sexual urges.

Oh, for the halycon days of razor-stuffed apples and heroin-dipped lollipops!

Separate, But Equally Disgusting Halloweens

While white people amuse themselves by dressing their pets up as male strippers and hula dancers, Detroiters are busy rounding up local sex offenders lest they decide to use trick-or-treaters to gratify their sexual urges.

Oh, for the halycon days of razor-stuffed apples and heroin-dipped lollipops!