Kill Me Now Movie Previews
A cursory glance at Done Deal reminds us why we don't go to the movies anymore and spend our money on drugs instead.
Remakes/Rehashings in store:
Isis
(Starring whom? Brittany Murphy? It didn't even work on TV, really. We know -- we're old)
Alvin and the Chipmunks
(Who the fuck under the age of 40 will find them the least bit entertaining? The gag is based on revolutions per minute, for christ's sake)
Revenge of the Nerds
(Whaaa???????????????????)
Torch
(A remake of the Ruth Etting biopic Love Me or Leave Me, starring Doris Day and James Cagney. The remake stars Pacino. Watch out!)
Hawaii Five-O
(There's already a TV remake that blows)
I won't even mention the "original" scripts, like the next Halle Berry mess, because after finding out about it, I need a drink. And a bath.
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