When White People Attack

Steven Soper, an 18 year-old all-but-GED Marine recruit, tried to stab his girlfriend with a screwdriver when she announced that she was leaving him and that she was voting for John Kerry for president.

Across the pond, a 37 year-old Englishwoman attacked her neighbors after they rebuffed her wife-swapping proposal.

Unfortunately, the neighbors were immigrant Portugese in their twenties, and had no desire to appease the bloated, pasty-white, tooth-free lust of the dissipated locals.

When White People Attack

Steven Soper, an 18 year-old all-but-GED Marine recruit, tried to stab his girlfriend with a screwdriver when she announced that she was leaving him and that she was voting for John Kerry for president.

Across the pond, a 37 year-old Englishwoman attacked her neighbors after they rebuffed her wife-swapping proposal.

Unfortunately, the neighbors were immigrant Portugese in their twenties, and had no desire to appease the bloated, pasty-white, tooth-free lust of the dissipated locals.