Just Go to DeVry -- You Don't Have the Connections
On hiatus from the lucrative business of helping sub-intellectual rich kids get into college, The Princeton Review has published its 2005 Best 357 Colleges Rankings, and here's the (excerpted) skinny on our alma mater, Sarah Lawrence College:
Rank
#2 Town-Gown Relations Are Strained
#3 Dodge Ball Targets
#4 Nobody Plays Intramural Sports
#8 Students Ignore God on a Regular Basis
#9 Best Overall Academic Experience For Undergraduates
#10 Intercollegiate Sports Unpopular Or Nonexistent
According to our research (and our five long years there), SLC also ties with Brown for the #2 spot in the "Connected Parents" category. Here's a sampling of our fellow alumni:
Jeffrey "J.J." Abrams, "creator" of Alias (son of producer Gerald Abrams)
Yancy Butler, actor/public drunk (daughter of Lovin' Spoonful member Joe Butler)
Ivy Meeropol, "filmmaker" (granddaughter of guilty spies Ethel and Julius Rosenberg)
Joju Cleaver, fake African (daughter of Eldridge Cleaver and Kathleen Cleaver)
Rank
#2 Town-Gown Relations Are Strained
#3 Dodge Ball Targets
#4 Nobody Plays Intramural Sports
#8 Students Ignore God on a Regular Basis
#9 Best Overall Academic Experience For Undergraduates
#10 Intercollegiate Sports Unpopular Or Nonexistent
According to our research (and our five long years there), SLC also ties with Brown for the #2 spot in the "Connected Parents" category. Here's a sampling of our fellow alumni:
Jeffrey "J.J." Abrams, "creator" of Alias (son of producer Gerald Abrams)
Yancy Butler, actor/public drunk (daughter of Lovin' Spoonful member Joe Butler)
Ivy Meeropol, "filmmaker" (granddaughter of guilty spies Ethel and Julius Rosenberg)
Joju Cleaver, fake African (daughter of Eldridge Cleaver and Kathleen Cleaver)
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