Let's Get the Fuck Out: St. Kitts & Nevis

St. Kitt's & Nevis might be our best option yet - fuck Europe!

These British-y Caribbean islands seem friendly enough, and because of hurricanes and whatnot, are badly in need of money and investors.

Pros:

1. Low humidity. We know, it's sort of an obsession.

2. Cute place-names, like Saint George Gingerland and Saint John Figtree.

3. Killer Bee Rum Punch!

Cons:

1. Potential civil war between St. Kitt's and Nevis, which, apparently, has been trying to secede for some time.

2. The death penalty was re-established in 1998. Death penalty and inevitable drug-taking do not mix, especially for expats!

Preliminary Assessment: Now number one on list, and certainly our next vacation, for further information-gathering.


Next week: Norway

Let's Get the Fuck Out: St. Kitts & Nevis

St. Kitt's & Nevis might be our best option yet - fuck Europe!

These British-y Caribbean islands seem friendly enough, and because of hurricanes and whatnot, are badly in need of money and investors.

Pros:

1. Low humidity. We know, it's sort of an obsession.

2. Cute place-names, like Saint George Gingerland and Saint John Figtree.

3. Killer Bee Rum Punch!

Cons:

1. Potential civil war between St. Kitt's and Nevis, which, apparently, has been trying to secede for some time.

2. The death penalty was re-established in 1998. Death penalty and inevitable drug-taking do not mix, especially for expats!

Preliminary Assessment: Now number one on list, and certainly our next vacation, for further information-gathering.


Next week: Norway