Judge Timothy Ellender faces a one-year suspension for
wearing a combination slave-clown costume at a Halloween party. Doesn't he know that slaves didn't have 'fros?
Not exactly the ideal cotton-picking hairstyle, you know!

Last month,
Judge Monty Doggett was
kicked off the bench for being in a near-constant state of drunkenness.
"Doggett [said] that, since he was re-elected after his alcoholism was made public, his constituents knew about his problem and didn't care."
Ah! The
Marion Barry defense!
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