David A "Grower," Not A "Shower"

An Italian anatomist has explained away the minute genitalia of Michelangelo's statue David.

The excuse is that the now 500 year-old statue depicts David moments before his battle with Goliath, and thus he is somewhat nervous.

We never thought about it before, but David is uncut. That's all wrong, isn't it?

David A "Grower," Not A "Shower"

An Italian anatomist has explained away the minute genitalia of Michelangelo's statue David.

The excuse is that the now 500 year-old statue depicts David moments before his battle with Goliath, and thus he is somewhat nervous.

We never thought about it before, but David is uncut. That's all wrong, isn't it?