St. Kitt's & Nevis might be our best option yet -
fuck Europe!
These British-y Caribbean islands seem friendly enough, and because of hurricanes and whatnot, are badly in need of money and
investors.
Pros:
1. Low
humidity. We know, it's sort of an
obsession.
2. Cute place-names, like
Saint George Gingerland and
Saint John Figtree.
3.
Killer Bee Rum Punch!
Cons:
1. Potential
civil war between St. Kitt's and
Nevis, which, apparently, has been trying to secede for some time.
2. The
death penalty was re-established in 1998. Death penalty and
inevitable drug-taking do not mix, especially for expats!
Preliminary Assessment: Now number one on list, and certainly our next vacation, for further information-gathering.
Next week:
Norway